Drink more beer, they make you smart!
by Karthik on Apr.05, 2010, under Cool Stuff, Funny, Humor
Interesting things about beers.
A herd of buffaloes can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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April 5th, 2010 on 10:10 am
are you serious ? are you just kidding
April 5th, 2010 on 10:15 am
Kidding about beer is blasphemy dude
No kidding!
April 6th, 2010 on 7:18 am
I though one will become Gundu if they drink beer. You are saying they will become from mandu to thundu pannifying Intelligent
April 13th, 2010 on 5:48 pm
Another excuse for having beer!
:D
But does one require any excuse?
April 13th, 2010 on 7:38 pm
Rightly said mate. No excuses required. But having a few does make you feel good doesn’t it?
April 18th, 2010 on 6:17 pm
Let me stand up and clap for you before I write down anything brother. Your esteemed thought brings tears into my eyes. And I’ll stand up and tell the world, to listen to this mans advice and yes finally…….finally…..my beer is good for me! Aaaah! I’ll drink to that!
April 19th, 2010 on 9:32 am
Hey Addy, thanks for dropping by. And yea, lets drink to that.