Bliss

Interesting things about beers.

A herd of buffaloes can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

We were sitting at the reception of one of our client’s office and Renie and I were lead to this conversation some how…

Me: … yea dude, even I need a personal assistant. I’m going to recruit a really hot secretary and I want indiblogger to pay for it.

Renie: Sure da… you can have anoop!

Me: No da, I meant a hot secretary.

Renie: Yea, you can take Anoop.

Me: Hmm… (after a pause) Let me rephrase it… This hot secretary can also work out of the HQ.

Renie: Oh… then on a 2nd thought…

He he he…